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Amazing Race Not as Great
Benjamin Button's Unusual
Bitching can be Effective
Ché Exquisite but Long
Defiance: Jews are Tough
Eastwood in Gran Torino
Getting to Rio
Glee Tolerance Misguided
Golden Globes Disappoints
Good the Movie Only So So
Inception Buzz Misplaced
Letterman Gag Didn't Work
Morocco and Beggars
Nicholas Hoult, Now a Man
Remedies When You've Been Cheated
Revolutionary Road
Rio de Janeiro
Sao Paulo, Brazil
Seven Pounds: Damned Good
Survivor's Russell An Ass
Susan Boyle Came in 2nd
Susan Boyle CAN Sing
Susan Boyle Semi-Finals
The Iguassu Falls
The Lost Finale: Cop-Out
The Reader is Surprising
The Oscars a Mixed Bag
Volcano-Stranded in Paris
GETTING TO RIO
 
Getting from the Iguassu Falls to Rio proved to be a problem, as the departure monitor at the airport indicated the flight to São Paulo would be delayed almost an hour.  This caused a panic, because I had only an hour's leeway for a connection from there to Rio de Janeiro.  However, the gate agent assured me there were other planes to Rio from São Paulo and they all had seats available.

Still, when I was on board the plane I wanted to ask the flight attendants if they could ask the pilot to inform us about the status of our connecting flights.  It was possible, I mused, that if my flight was delayed by weather problems that other planes might be as well, and that I would catch my originally scheduled plane.

One by one, however, the flight attendants told me they spoke no English, which I found absurd aboard a large Brazilian carrier which transported tourists from a renowned destination such as the Iguassu Falls.  Finally, the last flight attendant demonstrated at the least a bit of pidgin English and said he would make sure upon my arrival that I was situated on another flight.

However, upon my arrival there was a GOL service worker with a list of names and who spoke no English.  I couldn't believe that at an international airport that such a large airline would employ a non-English speaking person to handle the travel problems effected by their late arrival.  I demanded an English-speaking person and one quickly came. He was from the baggage handling office and handled the situation well, telling me that I was already put on another flight that would get me into Rio only a couple of hours later.

And that I was lucky because the new plane was at the airport whereas the aircraft for the original flight to which I was going to connect had never arrived in Rio at all.

I thanked him and had the foresight to get his name and his mobile phone number.  This, because when I attempted to enter the boarding area with the newly issued documents, the security forces would not admit me and kept jabbering at me in Portugese.  Again, no one in the vicinity spoke any English at all.

Now before you assume that I'm the proverbial ugly American, I speak fairly good French, a bit of German and tiny bit of Spanish.  None of it helped here.  Plus, it is well known that many citizens from other countries use English as their travel language, in particular Europeans and Asian travelers, so I was incredulous that so few people spoke English at
São Paulo's largest airport.

I pointed to the paper where I'd scrawled the GOL baggage handler's phone number, and in a few minutes he arrived and straightened the
matter out.  I was never sure why there was a problem, but I think it had something to do with the fact that my boarding pass was "in-transit" and yet I was reentering the Boarding area from the main airport terminal, which was due to the fact that I'd been escorted to the baggage handler area to deal with my problem.

Needless to say my problems didn't end there.  My 8 p.m. departure kept getting delayed, though no other flights on the monitor were.  It turned out that I was given wrong information by the baggage handler and the plane was still in Rio, delayed there as well.  Plus, all the announcements at the gate were only in Portugese.  Plus the gate people didn't speak English.  I became apoplectic.

Fortunately, a young Brazilian who spoke English beautifully took pity on me and became my new pal until we boarded the flight.  A good thing, because after delay and delay it was announced -- of course in Portugese -- that the gate for the flight had changed.

We arrived in Rio almost 11:30 p.m. -- a good six hours late and too late to make the express bus, which I'd arranged (Empresa Real -- only 6 Reals or a bit more than $3) and I had to take a cab, which cost almost $30.  Oh, well, at least I didn't have to pay for dinner that night.
 
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